My tweets

• Sat, 14:17: Happy Fourth of July Ya'll!
• Sat, 16:37: Gonna watch Independence Day now. "Hello Assholes! I'm baaaack!"
• Sat, 17:58: "Oh no you did not shoot that green shit at me!" #IndependenceDay
• Sat, 18:06: "That's not entirely accurate." "What? Which part?" #IndependenceDay
• Sat, 18:27: "What code?" #IndependenceDay
• Sat, 18:33: "What is it you want us to do?" "Die." #IndependenceDay
• Sat, 18:36: "We're next." #IndependenceDay
• Sat, 18:49: "Is Mommy sleeping now?" "Yea, Mommies sleeping now." #IndependenceDay
• Sat, 18:54: "How did you do that?" "I gave it a cold." #IndependenceDay
• Sat, 18:57: "Any questions?" #IndependenceDay

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